Crappy Toys for Christmas

If you know me (and most of you reading this probably do), I like to buy the occasional toy or three from time to time. I thought it would be a nice change of pace to post the worst toys I could find to present here for all those people you really don't like, but are obligated to give a gift to around Christmas time.


First up, The Space Monolith. Nothing says 'I could care less about you' than a rectangular piece of black plastic.

The Princess Maid. Yes, sometimes you need to train the little princesses early to clean up after themselves.

Along those same lines, we have The Cleaning Trolley. Again, never too young to train for a career in custodial management.

These next two gifts kind of go hand-in-hand....The Pole Dancer and the Future Hooters Girl tshirt.

And then there's one that's definitely a sign of the times...Playmobil Security Checkpoint

While technically not a toy, I couldn't pass up listing this item, The Tassles Shirt. Proving, again, that you're never too young to learn a skill that may come in handy at a future profession.

This one speaks for itself, The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. Best suited to those friends that have one too many cats in their life, and are two weeks shy of an intervention.

Hopefully I've given you a few ideas to round out your holiday purchases (or what to steer clear of), so get out there and remember that there are only 14 more days until Christmas!! 

Enjoy.