Greedo Was A Lady

Finally! We have photographic proof that the thing between Han and Greedo really was a lover's spat. See this photo below:

Pay particular attention to Ms. Greedo's footwear of choice. After decades of speculation, the truth has finally been revealed.

On next week's expose,  we'll finally get to the bottom (no pun intended) of the rumors of C3PO's porn career after the first trilogy ended.