Well, If The Apocalypse Is Coming, You'll Want To Fit In..

And what better way to do that than with a $2100 pair of hoof shoes. Yes, made of carbon fiber and horse hair, these shoes will have you fitting right in with the cloven-hoofed crowd that take over during the Apocalypse.

Of course, if the Apocalypse doesn't occur, you can always take your new shoes with you to the Furry Convention. 

Ya know, half the time I wish I could make stuff like this up just because it's so damn bizarre.